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| груки (я прикололся) | |
| приколы Барри Ланкастера (на любителя) | |
| страница розыгрышей (супер!) | |
| Furby в патологоанатомической (очень мило) | |
| учебник русского языка для американских студентов | возникло 11.05.04 (спешл сенькс В.Потапову) |
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ХОТЕЛ БЫ Хотел бы знать, постичь, понять, успеть составить мнение, пока не кончили давать все это представление. |
This is a doll. She has her
own album now. That's right. A doll has an
album. A doll. Yes, she does. She's a
doll. With an album. An album you can buy.
And listen to. This doll has actually got an
album. Listen to me... This doll here, this doll, has AN
ALBUM! Do you understand? Yes, that's right.
A fucking DOLL with an ALBUM. For sale. With music
on it. Do you know what this means? A plastic
DOLL! Singing! On an album! Listen to
me! It's singing cover songs! A plastic DOLL
singing! For sale! Doll!
Album!!
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E-mail or get a VirusIf you are just sending a text e-mail message to someone, there is no waythat we've seen that it can be tracked. You could send your message with the "Return Receipt" request but that would only notify you that those persons that you sent the letter to have received it. ************************************* IM SORRY GUYS>>I REALLY DONT BELIEVE IT BUT SENDING IT TO YALL JUST IN CASE!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a joke...if you do not forward this e-mail to 20 other people............. your computer will be a living hell thanks to one of our very own little ingenus viruses. I repeat this is not a joke this virus will come to you only a week after you open this piece of mail in a very undiscreet e-mail If you open this e-mail after opening others, it just might come as a letter from your "buddy" Watch out! You have one week.. starting now. If this virus gets in it won't come back out. It will slowly delete 1 file a day from system IRQ files, startup files and win 95 kernels for registery address {1593338-489h985} Thank you for your time.......#:) hahahahaha SCREW YOU!!! ************************************* |
Geeks Bearing GiftsMarch 1999WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS(Geeks) BEARING GIFTS! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY! The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be abandoned. DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach. FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! Poseidon |
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Don't miss Toh-Loo-Kah on ice.
Yes, he may be dead, but don't worry about his little corpse -- he's a furbsicle! After having Toh-Loo-Ka for about three days, and then leaving him "sleeping" for another day or two, his batteries ran out. After replacing the batteries, he no longer acted like the happy furby we'd be accustomed to being mildly annoyed by. He would get stuck with his eyes half open and emit a mild buzzing noise. Hitting reset wouldn't help, but sometimes helping move his eyes would unjam him, but he would quickly get stuck again...] |
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В начале я не понял что это. Подумал: не иначе - маразм времен холодной войны, в котором сверхдержавы старались не отстать друг от друга на тропе очернительства и дезы. ПотОм догадался-таки, что - постмодернизм чистой воды. И при том весьма прикольный... |
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